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Gay Marriage Could Lead to Turtle Marriage

Bill O’Reilly theorizes that if America keeps traipsing down this wayward path, gay marriage could lead to goat, duck, dolphin, and turtle marriage. I’ve always wanted to marry a turtle, ever since I was a very very young girl.

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