BuzzFeed - "Gay Marriage Could Lead to Turtle Marriage" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2008 BuzzFeed, Inc. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:31:41 -0500 nomail@example.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) nomail@example.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) I had sex with a turtle once, and boy, I'm... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=plaidlemur&buzz=i-had-sex-with-a-turtle-once-and-boy-im-2ecp-s9&c=7GU377&u=75RV7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fplaidlemur%2Fi-had-sex-with-a-turtle-once-and-boy-im-2ecp-s9%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fplaidlemur%2Fi-had-sex-with-a-turtle-once-and-boy-im-2ecp-s9%2F

BUZZ: I had sex with a turtle once, and boy, I'm glad I did. It was horrible. What if I hadn't, and we ended up getting married? I would have found out too late. If turtle marriage does become legal, please, for all that's holy, have sex with it first, just to be sure.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/plaidlemur/i-had-sex-with-a-turtle-once-and-boy-im-2ecp-s9 Wed, 13 May 2009 00:22:25 -0400 When the turtles show up at weddings, calls us... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=roger3815&buzz=when-the-turtles-show-up-at-weddings-calls-us-2ecp-89&c=7GTZP7&u=71VV7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Froger3815%2Fwhen-the-turtles-show-up-at-weddings-calls-us-2ecp-89%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Froger3815%2Fwhen-the-turtles-show-up-at-weddings-calls-us-2ecp-89%2F

BUZZ: When the turtles show up at weddings, calls us Bill because then you'll have a case.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/roger3815/when-the-turtles-show-up-at-weddings-calls-us-2ecp-89 Wed, 13 May 2009 00:01:58 -0400 SLIPPERY SLOPE! http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=kezarmyaj&buzz=slippery-slope-2ecp-5o0&c=7GTIS7&u=7140U7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fkezarmyaj%2Fslippery-slope-2ecp-5o0%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fkezarmyaj%2Fslippery-slope-2ecp-5o0%2F

BUZZ: SLIPPERY SLOPE!

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/kezarmyaj/slippery-slope-2ecp-5o0 Tue, 12 May 2009 20:59:39 -0400 Michelangelo the ninja turtle was probably my... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=jennyintheskywithdiamonds&buzz=michelangelo-the-ninja-turtle-was-probably-my-2ecp-7x&c=7GT1A7&u=71TJ7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjennyintheskywithdiamonds%2Fmichelangelo-the-ninja-turtle-was-probably-my-2ecp-7x%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjennyintheskywithdiamonds%2Fmichelangelo-the-ninja-turtle-was-probably-my-2ecp-7x%2F

BUZZ: Michelangelo the ninja turtle was probably my first love.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/jennyintheskywithdiamonds/michelangelo-the-ninja-turtle-was-probably-my-2ecp-7x Tue, 12 May 2009 18:32:15 -0400 I like turtles! http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=veronicabelmont&buzz=i-like-turtles-2ecp-1n4&c=7GSPT7&u=7BTG7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fveronicabelmont%2Fi-like-turtles-2ecp-1n4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fveronicabelmont%2Fi-like-turtles-2ecp-1n4%2F

BUZZ: I like turtles!

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/veronicabelmont/i-like-turtles-2ecp-1n4 Tue, 12 May 2009 16:58:19 -0400 Turtle wedding garb will totally stimulate the... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joyengel&buzz=turtle-wedding-garb-will-totally-stimulate-the-2ecp-t7&c=7GSJE7&u=75YH7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fturtle-wedding-garb-will-totally-stimulate-the-2ecp-t7%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fturtle-wedding-garb-will-totally-stimulate-the-2ecp-t7%2F

Turtle wedding garb will totally stimulate the economy!

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel/turtle-wedding-garb-will-totally-stimulate-the-2ecp-t7 Tue, 12 May 2009 16:23:08 -0400 YouTube - Zombie Kid Likes Turtles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y youtube.com]]> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y Tue, 12 May 2009 16:19:43 -0400 Animal Threesome!! Hipster Edition [PIC] http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/animal-threesome-hipster-edition buzzfeed.com]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/animal-threesome-hipster-edition Tue, 12 May 2009 16:18:13 -0400 Gay Marriage Causes Swine Flu [VIDEO] http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/gay-marriage-causes-swine-flu-cci buzzfeed.com]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/gay-marriage-causes-swine-flu-cci Tue, 12 May 2009 16:17:18 -0400 50 Animals That Are Huge Sluts http://www.buzzfeed.com/lindseyweber/50-animals-that-are-huge-sluts-ru buzzfeed.com]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/lindseyweber/50-animals-that-are-huge-sluts-ru Tue, 12 May 2009 16:16:54 -0400 Watch the Clip Here http://mediamatters.org/research/200905120006 mediamatters.org]]> http://mediamatters.org/research/200905120006 Tue, 12 May 2009 16:07:31 -0400