BuzzFeed - "Gay Marriage Could Lead to Turtle Marriage" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 08:14:39 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) I had sex with a turtle once, and boy, I'm... http://www.buzzfeed.com/plaidlemur/i-had-sex-with-a-turtle-once-and-boy-im-2ecp-s9

I had sex with a turtle once, and boy, I'm glad I did. It was horrible. What if I hadn't, and we ended up getting married? I would have found out too late. If turtle marriage does become legal, please, for all that's holy, have sex with it first, just to be sure.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/plaidlemur/i-had-sex-with-a-turtle-once-and-boy-im-2ecp-s9 Wed, 13 May 2009 00:22:25 -0400 I had sex with a turtle once, and boy, I'm glad I did. It was horrible. What if I hadn't, and we ended up getting married? I would have found out too late. If turtle marriage does become legal, please, for all that's holy, have sex with it first, just to be sure. plaidlemur adult When the turtles show up at weddings, calls us... http://www.buzzfeed.com/roger3815/when-the-turtles-show-up-at-weddings-calls-us-2ecp-89

When the turtles show up at weddings, calls us Bill because then you'll have a case.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/roger3815/when-the-turtles-show-up-at-weddings-calls-us-2ecp-89 Wed, 13 May 2009 00:01:58 -0400 When the turtles show up at weddings, calls us Bill because then you'll have a case. roger3815 adult SLIPPERY SLOPE! http://www.buzzfeed.com/kezarmyaj/slippery-slope-2ecp-5o0

SLIPPERY SLOPE!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/kezarmyaj/slippery-slope-2ecp-5o0 Tue, 12 May 2009 20:59:39 -0400 SLIPPERY SLOPE! kezarmyaj adult Michelangelo the ninja turtle was probably my... http://www.buzzfeed.com/jennyintheskywithdiamonds/michelangelo-the-ninja-turtle-was-probably-my-2ecp-7x

Michelangelo the ninja turtle was probably my first love.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jennyintheskywithdiamonds/michelangelo-the-ninja-turtle-was-probably-my-2ecp-7x Tue, 12 May 2009 18:32:15 -0400 Michelangelo the ninja turtle was probably my first love. jennyintheskywithdiamonds adult I like turtles! http://www.buzzfeed.com/veronicabelmont/i-like-turtles-2ecp-1n4

I like turtles!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/veronicabelmont/i-like-turtles-2ecp-1n4 Tue, 12 May 2009 16:58:19 -0400 I like turtles! veronicabelmont adult Turtle wedding garb will totally stimulate the... http://www.buzzfeed.com/joyengel/turtle-wedding-garb-will-totally-stimulate-the-2ecp-t7 Turtle wedding garb will totally stimulate the economy!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/joyengel/turtle-wedding-garb-will-totally-stimulate-the-2ecp-t7 Tue, 12 May 2009 16:23:08 -0400 Turtle wedding garb will totally stimulate the economy! joyengel adult YouTube - Zombie Kid Likes Turtles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y youtube.com ]]> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y Tue, 12 May 2009 16:19:43 -0400 nonadult Animal Threesome!! Hipster Edition [PIC] http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/animal-threesome-hipster-edition buzzfeed.com ]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/animal-threesome-hipster-edition Tue, 12 May 2009 16:18:13 -0400 nonadult Gay Marriage Causes Swine Flu [VIDEO] http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/gay-marriage-causes-swine-flu-cci buzzfeed.com ]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/gay-marriage-causes-swine-flu-cci Tue, 12 May 2009 16:17:18 -0400 nonadult 50 Animals That Are Huge Sluts http://www.buzzfeed.com/lindseyweber/50-animals-that-are-huge-sluts-ru buzzfeed.com ]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/lindseyweber/50-animals-that-are-huge-sluts-ru Tue, 12 May 2009 16:16:54 -0400 nonadult Watch the Clip Here http://mediamatters.org/research/200905120006 mediamatters.org ]]> http://mediamatters.org/research/200905120006 Tue, 12 May 2009 16:07:31 -0400 nonadult