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<title>These people are insane!!!!! I went to one of the </title>
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		<strong> BUZZ</strong>:  
		These people are insane!!!!! I went to one of the links posted above, which took me to their movement&#39;s page. They apparently have an ex-homosexual shirt too. WTF!!!!!! An ex-homosexual? That&#39;s just going back in the closet. As for the masturbation&#8230;.they talk about being enbondaged to it. Meanwhile, these people are enbondaged to the words in a book. Also their main reason for saying that they are enbondaged by masturbation is that it makes them feel ashamed, but they are the reason people are ashamed of it. People are ashamed of what they think is bad. These people are ridiculous.
		
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<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 03:44:10 -0500</pubDate>
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<title> I think ex-whatever a person is, is awesome!  Man</title>
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		<strong> BUZZ</strong>:  
		I think ex-whatever a person is, is awesome! Many people struggle to stop things and to know that some people have, that&#39;s tight! Man, most people are by themselves when they masturbate and though it feels good for a little bit when your done it&#39;s not like the average person is going to go out with their friends and tell then, &#8220;yeah earlier I was masturbating and it felt good man, I was on my bed, or in the bathroom, on the floor (you get the point).&#8221; Dude most people are ashamed about it. It&#39;s not the kind of thing you openly discuss with people at the dinner table. So to be free from that bondage, I say that&#39;s tight! Just a note, bondage is anything you cannot control/stop. Bondage sucks! Peace
		
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<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 12:25:30 -0500</pubDate>
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		<strong> BUZZ</strong>:  
		Omfg I HATE evangelical christian conservative assholes
		
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<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 12:54:14 -0500</pubDate>
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		<strong> BUZZ</strong>:  
		WTF I hate evangelical christian conservative assholes
		
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<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 12:51:26 -0500</pubDate>
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		The Onion: Tool of Satan&#8230; and first, as always.
		
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<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 01:12:05 -0500</pubDate>
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		How to Raise an Alcoholic Kid &#8212; Start Early!
		
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<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 14:31:18 -0500</pubDate>
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		Britney Spears&#39; publicist will only take you so far.
		
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<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 02:30:11 -0500</pubDate>
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		<strong> BUZZ</strong>:  
		Okay many of those are in bad taste, but why would &#8220;Ex-Atheist&#8221; be the &#8220;worst&#8221; one? I&#39;d proudly wear that one myself.
		
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<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:56:40 -0500</pubDate>
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		Jesus is watching you masterbait.
		
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<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:52:57 -0500</pubDate>
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		<strong> BUZZ</strong>:  
		These two don&#39;t masturbate because they are too busy saddlebacking .
		
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<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 13:23:47 -0500</pubDate>
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		Teens Against Porn
		
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<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 13:05:52 -0500</pubDate>
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		<strong> BUZZ</strong>:  
		I like this comment on the shirt site: &#8220;I&#39;m so excited. As a former masturbator I plan to get every color. I want everyone to know power of Jesus is stronger than the devil&#39;s urge to purge.&#8221; Aye, that it is.
		
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		I was hoping it would say, &#8220;masturbate and worship Satan,&#8221; but ah well.
		
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