
Source: p4cm.com
The Passions for Christ movement, a small church group, has launched their series of EX-shirts, including shirts that say “Ex-Fornicator,” “Ex-Masturbator,” and worst of all, “Ex-Atheist.” Ironically, these shirts are printed on American Apparel tees! If you guys don't vote this as totally WTF, I might question everything that's sane in the world.
Ex-Diva… Ex-Atheist… Ex-Abortionist?!!!? So how come there's no Ex-Adulterer? No Ex-Murderer? And how about Ex-Child-Molester?! Jebus forgives, doesn't he?!?!
These people are insane!!!!! I went to one of the links posted above, which took me to their movement's page. They apparently have an ex-homosexual shirt too. WTF!!!!!! An ex-homosexual? That's just going back in the closet. As for the masturbation….they talk about being enbondaged to it. Meanwhile, these people are enbondaged to the words in a book. Also their main reason for saying that they are enbondaged by masturbation is that it makes them feel ashamed, but they are the reason people are ashamed of it. People are ashamed of what they think is bad. These people are ridiculous.
I think ex-whatever a person is, is awesome! Many people struggle to stop things and to know that some people have, that's tight! Man, most people are by themselves when they masturbate and though it feels good for a little bit when your done it's not like the average person is going to go out with their friends and tell then, “yeah earlier I was masturbating and it felt good man, I was on my bed, or in the bathroom, on the floor (you get the point).” Dude most people are ashamed about it. It's not the kind of thing you openly discuss with people at the dinner table. So to be free from that bondage, I say that's tight! Just a note, bondage is anything you cannot control/stop. Bondage sucks! Peace
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Okay many of those are in bad taste, but why would “Ex-Atheist” be the “worst” one? I'd proudly wear that one myself.
http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.54929275
Jesus is watching you masterbait.
These two don't masturbate because they are too busy saddlebacking.
teensagainstporn.com
I like this comment on the shirt site: “I'm so excited. As a former masturbator I plan to get every color. I want everyone to know power of Jesus is stronger than the devil's urge to purge.” Aye, that it is.
http://www.8ball.co.uk/tshirt/3/27122/T-Shirts/...
I was hoping it would say, “masturbate and worship Satan,” but ah well.
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