HAHA bitch ass niggas R us. lololol.

He and Riley Freeman would get along well, I think.

They beep out the F word but don't censor the lords name in vain?

oh no! they all die in toy story 3? D:

“magical markers”.

He's right; you'd be hard-pressed to find coloring books and crayons at Toys 'R Us.

I agree with the Monopoly comments. Way too long of a game. Fuck Monopoly!!

“One titty here and one titty there?”

True you can't get a hooker with $200 Monopoly money, but what money do you get for your coloring books' artwork? But how old does this guy think he is? Or how tall/big does he think he is? because adults aren't really meant to play on the jungle gyms. D:

I think we're failing to recognize that this man is pointing out very important deficiencies in Toys R Us' inventory. I can get behind that…or not.

He jerks off with coloring books?

I love the whisper yelling at the @1:45 mark.

Fat pregnant bitches? He's calling someone fat?

go to the dollar store.

“Sir… coloring books are in aisle 3… and 4.”  “Oh. Well then. Thank you.”