On Fox & Friends, 91-year-old Ernest Borgnine says the secret to staying young at his old age is masturbation. This is why I love old people!!!!
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“I just tugged one out to that Greta Van Whats-her-jowl’s promo shot in the green room!”
Got 'em.
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