The NW Hipster Douchebag
Identified by: Fixed Gear Bike, 80s Raybans, aversion to sunlight, tight jeans, unwashed hair, aloofness.
Favorite Activity: Going to obscure concerts, watching obscure movies, being at obscure bars, being better than you.
Preferred Tattoo: Old school Nintendo references, mustaches, something “ironic”.
Favorite movie: Outwardly: Me and You and Everyone we Know, Inwardly: Scarface