
Source: holytaco.com
If you liked the You vs. Y'all map, you'll love the Douchebags of the US map. I guess I'm a Northeastern Non-Douchebag, but really I'm just a Saguar-Bro at heart.
I have never been happier about the fact that I never liked the movie Scarface than I am right now.
The three guys in the picture for “The Midwest Whigga” are actually The Icy Hot Stuntaz, three wannabes from Georgia, not the midwest.
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Hawaii is never included in anything. :(
Sorry but in MD we definitely have the Ghetto Redneck, not the Guido.
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The NW Hipster Douchebag
Identified by: Fixed Gear Bike, 80s Raybans, aversion to sunlight, tight jeans, unwashed hair, aloofness.
Favorite Activity: Going to obscure concerts, watching obscure movies, being at obscure bars, being better than you.
Preferred Tattoo: Old school Nintendo references, mustaches, something “ironic”.
Favorite movie: Outwardly: Me and You and Everyone we Know, Inwardly: Scarface
C'mon, they need a northwest douchebag.
Southwest is sooo Canada!
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Funniest thing I've seen on this site in a while! But they got the SoCal BroCal tattoos WRONG- it's supposed to be 'Nautical Star or Famous Stars and Straps logo”.
“Favorite movie: Scarface” for all douchebags, lol! So fucking true.
Do they still make Fubu? I totally had a bright yellow Fubu tshirt when I was like 11….I think I bought it at Vanity in the mall. Hands up if you remember Vanity.
It's funny because it's true.
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