The Dimitri The Lover voicemails are a VIRAL MARKETING HOAX for a film by Hollywood producer Brad Goodman, who worked on Bruno, Borat, and Religulous. Proof just came out: DIMITRI THE LOVER MOVIE TRAILER ?

Hello: I'm a member of the “Toronto Real Men”, the world's only anti-metrosexual organization, run by “Dimitri The Lover”, aka “The Prophet”. In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight “Metrosexuality” for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin … a real-life Tyler Durden. Here is the web site for the “Toronto Real Men”: TORONTO REAL MEN … if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled “Meeting Announcements”, then click on “August”, you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled “Media Centre”, there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak. Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number … he hands her this flyer: DIMITRI THE LOVER’S FLYER Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: DIMITRI THE LOVER’S BANNED ANIMATIONS … the “Crucifixion of Dimitri” represents how he has suffered for all men. Finally, here is The Prophet's main web site: DIMITRI THE LOVER’S WEB SITE We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all. WORSHIP THE COCK !!! J.

this is soo wrong. he freaks me out soo much. ew. toronto.