Dick Slang

A dance where guys swing their hips around while wearing loose-fitting pants in order to show off the size of their dicks. So dust off those Umbros! This is the mating dance that immediately prefaces females asking if they can smell yo dick.

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  • jamessavagel thinks Dick Slang is LOL  about 2 weeks ago
  • danielg45 thinks Dick Slang is Fail  about a month ago
  • yiyanm thinks Dick Slang is Fail  about a month ago
  • jayv thinks Dick Slang is LOL & WTF  about 4 months ago
  • bradb6 thinks Dick Slang is WTF  about 5 months ago
  • alexisp3 thinks Dick Slang is Trashy, Ew & WTF  about 5 months ago
  • gldnp thinks Dick Slang is Fail, Trashy & Ew  about 5 months ago
  • abbyreil thinks Dick Slang is LOL & Ew  about 5 months ago
  • makaylajenses   Dick Slang  about 5 months ago
  • this makes me turn lez.

    dr_orangutan
    7 months ago
  • Rosie H thinks Dick Slang is Win  about 7 months ago
  • melissag11   Dick Slang  about a year ago
  • annalisaz thinks Dick Slang is LOL  about a year ago
  • fidnab   Dick Slang  about a year ago
  • yall are some QUEERS!

    mirandadarling
    a year ago
  • mirandad thinks Dick Slang is Trashy  about a year ago
  • tatianag   Dick Slang  about a year ago
  • reezuadventuretimep thinks Dick Slang is Ew, WTF & OMG  about a year ago
  • williams4 thinks Dick Slang is LOL & OMG  about a year ago
  • sherryb thinks Dick Slang is Ew, Trashy & WTF  about a year ago
  • jordanb5 thinks Dick Slang is OMG  about a year ago
  • ….only an ignorant fool would make it a race issue….
    WTF does “acting black” mean…all I see are a bunch of idiots with nothing better to do with their time…
    …if anything I'd question their sexuality because I can't understand why a group of half naked young men would be in a small room together watching and doing penis dances LOL

    bise00
    a year ago
  • myelsprettyboygangr thinks Dick Slang is WTF  about a year ago
  • Jean K. thinks Dick Slang is Trashy, Ew & WTF  about a year ago
  • Veronica H. thinks Dick Slang is Ew  about a year ago
  • tawandar thinks Dick Slang is WTF  about a year ago
  • Mark ❢ Wilkie thinks Dick Slang is WTF & Trashy  about a year ago
  • geekweek thinks Dick Slang is OMG, LOL & Trashy  about a year ago
  • claires4 thinks Dick Slang is WTF  about 2 years ago
  • lmao.
    i don't know how to feel right now.

    ecargyram
    2 years ago
  • joseph armstrong thinks Dick Slang is Trashy, Ew & WTF  about 2 years ago
  • Timothy Briginshaw thinks Dick Slang is Ew & WTF  about 2 years ago
  • Anne N. thinks Dick Slang is Ew  about 2 years ago
  • D: black dick is the worst kind.

    Shay S.
    2 years ago
  • Shay S. thinks Dick Slang is Trashy & Ew  about 2 years ago
  • badeanders thinks Dick Slang is Ew  about 2 years ago
  • Bruce T. thinks Dick Slang is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • andre saint amant   Dick Slang and thinks it’s WTF  about 2 years ago
  • Treanna R. thinks Dick Slang is Ew  about 2 years ago
  • Iago Valín thinks Dick Slang is WTF  about 2 years ago
  • alexisalexis thinks Dick Slang is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • ohfaith thinks Dick Slang is Trashy  about 2 years ago
  • Unique1 thinks Dick Slang is Ew & WTF  about 2 years ago
  • Josh Zambrano   Dick Slang and thinks it’s Ew, Trashy & WTF  about 2 years ago
  • Agentsarahjane   Dick Slang and thinks it’s Ew, Trashy & LOL  about 2 years ago
  • Lisa E. thinks Dick Slang is Ew  about 2 years ago
  • Evan G. thinks Dick Slang is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • Cristie N. thinks Dick Slang is OMG  about 2 years ago
  • caffelatteo thinks Dick Slang is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • Carlos H. thinks Dick Slang is Ew  about 2 years ago
  • Drakmordis thinks Dick Slang is LOL & Trashy  about 2 years ago
  • Erin F. thinks Dick Slang is Ew  about 2 years ago
  • neonrockets thinks Dick Slang is Ew  about 2 years ago
  • joea3 thinks Dick Slang is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • Ainaria J. thinks Dick Slang is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • Ash D. thinks Dick Slang is Ew  about 2 years ago
  • ryanm10 thinks Dick Slang is Trashy & WTF  about 2 years ago
  • nitaaaa thinks Dick Slang is Ew, Trashy & WTF  about 2 years ago
  • david bowie's mullet thinks Dick Slang is Trashy, WTF & Ew  about 2 years ago
  • ecpt thinks Dick Slang is WTF  about 2 years ago
  • harrisonjc   Dick Slang and thinks it’s Trashy  about 2 years ago
  • jamalcool thinks Dick Slang is Trashy  about 2 years ago
  • Kimberly B. thinks Dick Slang is WTF  about 2 years ago
  • Foxeh   Dick Slang and thinks it’s LOL  about 2 years ago
  • that one in the middle with the tiny waist and the abs dances like a chick (except the doodle waggling bit)

    weezy
    2 years ago
  • V. Vergara thinks Dick Slang is WTF  about 2 years ago
  • ali van syckle thinks Dick Slang is Ew  about 2 years ago
  • Black is the worst color to wear. Goddd I CAN'T SEE YOUR DICK I TOTALLY WANNA SEE IT PLEASE CHANGE YOUR PANTS TO SOMETHING LIGHTER SO I CAN SEE IT I'MA DIE IF YOU DON'T I'MA DIE B.

    girlskill
    2 years ago
  • Did anyone else notice the guy at the 1:30 mark who realized his titties were shaking a bit too much, and proceeded to hold them in place while he smacked his wiener from thigh to thigh?

    JonWithoutAnH
    2 years ago
  • Obvious?

    Darrell Davis, Jr
    2 years ago
  • I've seen this before! Watch 1:13-1:17

    JonathanPhillipFox
    2 years ago
  • It's a serious sausage fest up in here! Wow… guys are kooky…

    Krystina S.
    2 years ago
  • Aren't these those Pretty Ricky guys?

    Oliver Tweets
    2 years ago
  • 'straight' men getting together to take off their shirts, act butch and swing their dicks …w/o a woman in sight…. Straight people are frickin bizarre.

    klaus von blowhole
    2 years ago
  • actually goes against black stereotypes if you ask me. seeing as a stereotype of black culture and esp. rap culture involves serious homophobia and this happens to be the gayest thing EVER.  but seriously, these dudes need some real hobbies

    Laval Mosley
    2 years ago
  • I saw this a couple of days ago. I want the song though. :)

    iChristina2010
    2 years ago
  • The guy in the grey looks like my granda when he had a prominent scrotal hernia at the age of 75. Good luck I say.

    makatron
    2 years ago
  • My man Timothy DeLaGhetto talked about this a couple days ago.

    SirBeef
    2 years ago
  • Lmao they are acting like toddlers who are rediscovering their “special friends”
    Plus never have I seen so many guys dancing in a tight room showing off their “thangs” but the way that they are dancing seems a bit feminine so I am assuming that they may be gay? Idunno that's my take on it.

    Kayy
    2 years ago
  • I wonder if this has any effect on reproductive success.

    memecore
    2 years ago
  • “BAH BAH BAH BAH!” Kill it with fire.

    Abby J.
    2 years ago

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