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Crabcore
A new genre of music characterized by the guitar player's “crabwalk,” an extremely low stance, wherein both feet are set apart from one another as far as possible in a very deep squat. It's been awhile since a new genre of music has come along. Most bands these days are just rehashing alt '90s music. Anyway, I'm just imagining the kind of tight ass muscles you might get from being in a crabcore band.
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- valerias thinks Crabcore is Cute
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Es una pagina que brinda ultimas noticias sobre la musica y tambien puedes oir a las bandas sus ultimos albums mientras lees alguna breve historia de la banda asi como quienes son los actuales integrantes ves sus fotos y miras sus ultimos videos www.crabcorefm.com
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Guitar players not only have to concentrate on playing but also on how they stand and perform. They have to be quick and flexible.
- jaxonhelis thinks Crabcore is LOL & OMG
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They get into it about halfway through.
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The Origins Of Crabcore
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- robin thinks Crabcore is WTF & LOL
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I can't even believe how terrible this song is. I mean, shit is MIND BLOWING.
- Jaymi M. thinks Crabcore is LOL
- Amanda Little thinks Crabcore is LOL
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I was totally going to post 'buckingham green' like Frank S. (cheers) Too funny. But “the final alarm” is where Ween really innovate the move.
- Space Nazi Crabcore and thinks it’s Trashy, WTF & OMG
- Sambulance Crabcore and thinks it’s LOL
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I love Attack Attack! :D
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Not to be confused with Squat-core, mind.
Other (unrelated) genres that are real…
Slowcore
Sadcore
Queercore
Crust punk
D-Beat Sorry no links, do your own research kids
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crabcore + beardcore = beardcrabcore = amazing
- Balzac Crabcore and thinks it’s LOL
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More like taking a crapcore
- Ladybug thinks Crabcore is WTF
- JeremyA Crabcore and thinks it’s LOL
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As a long time resident of Maryland, I can tell you unequivocally that that is not how a crab walks AT ALL.
- Michelle A~ thinks Crabcore is LOL
- Jennifer Abraham thinks Crabcore is WTF
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4chan wins again.
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Ween did it, nothing new about it.
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That crab qualifies as a “new style of music”?
- Dino Cisneros Crabcore and thinks it’s Trashy
- Ivan Lopez Crabcore and thinks it’s LOL & Ew
