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Chirac Mauled by Poodle

Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to a hospital after being mauled by his dog Sumo, a clinically depressed puppy on Prozac. posted Jan 22, 2009 3:46pm EST This is too absurd not to post.

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While Chirac was President of France for 12 years, aides close to him say he often came in with cuts and bruises, claiming he had fallen off his Vespa or walked into a door.

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