Looks to me like the kid stopped fussing when that damned camera was lifted off his legs.

Cat: “Hey. Hey. Shut up.”

Mostly I think it was trying to get him to shut up.

Cat's like “Chill the f$&@ out. I got dis.”

Secretly it's thinking “I wonder if it's edible?”

What they didn't show you is the part where the cat's responsible for waking the baby in the first place.

I just kept thinking “The power of KITTEH compels you!”

Cats would make way better popes than humans. Sit around all day bless our kids purr.  It be awesome! Plus no one would get raped :)

Here, let me just take this paw that I use to dig around in my litter box and stick it in your eye. There yuh go – shhhh.

Screw baby clothes!
My cousin is getting a cat for her baby shower, much more useful.

That looks exactly like my cat…she would do the same thing, I imagine. She likes to always have a paw in physical contact with anyone she's sitting with.

That was so magical! I feel like I need to whisper now. :) I was worried about the cat's claws but it looks like it has them under control… and a hand on the forehead is one of the most soothing feelings there is. ~sigh~ Just darling.

1:16 “Demons be GONE!”

I might have had one of those had I known that cats could babysit.

Mind-meld kitty's style!

It's like a little kitteh evangelical preacher saying “be healed.”

LIES! That cat just wants to take that baby's breath away.

I think airlines should hire cats like that.