Ask a Crack Hoe
Ancient crack hoe wisdom! Move over, Dan Savage. Propecia really couldn't give a shit about you and your stupid love life, but her advice is surprisingly astute.
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If you like Crack Ho wisdom, you'll love “Ho School Musical.” It features the cast of the reality show “Whorified! The Search for America's Next Top Whore.” Songs include “The Hand Job Jive” and “Where My Tooth At?” Enjoy.
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she's named after a mail hair loss treatment?
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Uh, don't mean to be anal, but “ho” doesn't have an “e”. You're thinking of the gardening tool, and although she might have the IQ of one, I think that's rude.
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Here's her debut.
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This is one of the many random people in Athens, Ga. She was first featured on the Damn Show during a skit called “Blind Date With a Crack Whore” which made fun of the show “Blind Date.”
She died on August 25, 2009.
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Also, don't delve further into the underbelly of crack whore youtube videos. It's such a freaking downer. Poor crack whores.
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This is amazing. “How do I get my husband to help around the house?” “Learn how to suck some goddamn dick.” HAAA!
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sounds like a co-worker of mine… LOVE IT!
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It is funny to imagine peggy watching and posting this video.
