Agree with Miss Cellania
What’s the deal with the lettuce?! That could have been fodder for a whole Seinfeld episode. Much like sour cream at Chipotle, Subway sandwich jocks can’t understand “just a LITTLE letuce, please.” It’s not possible. There is only one amount of lettuce they can put on there - a giant handful. Years ago this lady in line in front of me got into an argument with the kid behind the counter because she didn’t want that stupid little wedge of bread cut out of the top - she wanted it cut in half normally. He wasn’t having it. “We can’t do that.” She was all, “Nonsense - of course you can! You’re holding the knife, just cut the thing in half evenly.” Things got a little heated. Ultimately he caved and cut it normal, but I swear he put a little bit of an angle on it just to spite her.
What’s wrong with a little more cheese in one bite and a little less cheese in another? I have more problems with Subway’s squeezing mayo into the middle of their sandwiches (where it causes the ingredients to slip and slide out), and not on the bread. And my biggest pet peeve is Chipotle (and other burrito places) not building and wrapping their burritos well, but just dumping stuff in, causing bites and even entire sections to be all rice, all bean, just sour cream and guac, etc.