And by cocktails, I mean shots of Jager.
Appetizer: Miscarriage-Inducing Chili
Main Course: Plan B-bq Chicken
You could make this in less time than it takes to have a first-trimester abortion.
Alternate Main Course: Bye Bye Baby Back Ribs
It’s important to have a choice. Some people prefer red meat to white meat, babies to no babies, etc.
Side Dish: Deviled Eggs
Sperm meets egg - so what?
Dessert: Recycled Abortion Cake
This should be a marbled red velvet cake, obvs.
For Those Who Showed Up Too Late to the Party…
They can still have their third-quarter abortion cake and eat it, too!