1. Their choreographed dance moves.
2. Their ability to pull off "grunge" in $10k outfits.
3. Their ability to pull off "punk."
4. Their ability to pull off the androgynous look.
5. Their ability to pull off almost anything.
6. Naomi Campbell shopping with Ali G.
7. RuPaul hanging out with Nirvana.
8. Cindy Crawford hanging out with Nelson.
9. Naomi Campbell hanging out with every relevant celeb of the '90s.
10. Their beautiful friendships with one another.
11. Their derpiness.
12. Their fierce walks.
13. This head tattoo.
14. This hot Pepsi commercial.
15. Their happy, healthy smiles.
16. Cindy Crawford making this man incredibly happy.
17. Their large breasts.
18. Their small breasts.
19. Cindy Crawford posing with Patrick Stewart on the cover of "TV Guide."
20. Tyra Banks' kitten shirt.
21. Tyra Banks' airbrushed "Tyra" shirt.
22. Tyra Banks' cute hat and cute mom.
23. Anna Nicole Smith's Guess? Ads
24. Their interminably high foreheads.
25. Cindy Crawford about to make love to a horse.
26. Christy Turlington's telepathic powers.
27. Linda Evangelista's athletic skills.
28. Kate Moss' song with Primal Scream.
29. The Fashion Café.
30. Their line of commemorative dolls.
31. This George Michael video.
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32. The fact that they weren't teenagers.
33. All the Versace ads.
34. Naomi Campbell's love of dogs.
35. Naomi Campbell's giant cellphone.
36. Naomi Campbell running as fast as a cheetah.
37. Naomi Campbell's dancing in this Michael Jackson video.
38. Naomi Campbell's resilience.
39. Naomi Campbell's inability to give a fuck.
40. Their participation in hot-button issues.
41. Milla Jovovich's minor hit song on alternative radio.
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Song's not that bad. I witnessed a sad mosh pit of 3 people slam-dancing to this song at a music festival in 1994.
42. Their matching outfits.
43. Cindy Crawford as a TV host.
44. Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell eating ramen together.
45. The original Victoria's Secret Angels.
46. Kate Moss' pink hair.
47. Their bedazzled bras.
48. Their adventurous eating habits.
49. Their party lifestyle.
50. Shalom Harlow's guitar playing.
51. Linda Evangelista's ever-changing hairstyles.
