2. Jens Quistgaard Casserole Dish
Because it’s also a casserole dish.
4. The Cedar Wood Maui Lounge Chair
Because they look like those weird beans that no one ever eats.
5. A Rustic Backyard Bench
Because it is dry, weathered, and cracked.
12. The Fishbol Bookshelf Chair
Because it’s uncomfortable, and that’s okay. Because it is also a bookshelf.
13. The Hand Chair
Because it cups your ass in a friendly, inviting way.
15. The Rocking Chair
Because it rocks (when old people sit in them.)
17. Sebastian Wrong and Richard Woods Chair
Because it camouflages nicely against a brick wall.
18. The Pasha Chair by Pedrali
Because it is transparent, much like Facebook’s privacy settings and terms of service.
19. The Liisi Beckmann Karelia Armchair
Because it looks like blood dripping upside down.
20. Vintage Chair from Etsy
Because it’s done in a sort of modernist style from 1970’s Mexico.
21. The Ernesto Nato Chair
Because it conforms to the contours of your body.
22. Taxidermy Sheep Chair
Because 3 sheep had to die in order for it to be created.
24. The Firewood Chair
Because you can store your firewood in it and that is very convenient.
Because when a gummy bear sits in it, it takes on human properties.
26. The Hand-Knitted Sweater Chair
Because it is cozy and warm, but it will also leave a weird imprint on your butt and thighs.
27. The “Black Hole” Chair
Because “black hole” is a metaphor for “Facebook newsfeed.”
30. Man-Supported Chair
Because it is a fusion between man and machine.