31 Random Things Instagram Reveals About London Fashion Week

London’s runways are less boring than New York Fashion Week, so it’s only natural to expect a little more pizzazz from them. Just check the #lfw tag for more snaps from this crazy spectacle.

1. People hid from Fashion Week in giant designer shopping bags.

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2. Latex non-humans took up valuable front-row real estate.

From the Jeffrey Michael show.

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Oh wait, she’s real.

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3. People expressed their self-awareness on their t-shirts.

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I feel you, girl!

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4. Someone wore normal-person shoes on the runway.

These Reeboks are totally weird in their utter normalness.

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5. D’arcy from the Smashing Pumpkins showed up.

Just kidding, she’s just a very uncanny doppleganger.

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6. A French bulldog was forced to man the phones at a PR office.

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7. Some poor woman was subjected to a “triangle perm.”

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8. People got hurt.

And lived to laugh about it. (She got hit by a taxi.)

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9. It was also London Ferret Week.

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10. Unlikely friendships blossomed in the front row.

Dita Von Teese and Harry from One Direction at Burberry.

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11. Some handbag designer thought it’d be amusing to use plastic gnomes instead of models.

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They did eye the cake, though.

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12. Toddlers showed up in leather jackets.

Future NME cover right here.

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13. Fashion Week attendees really got into the Halloween spirit.

It’s still six weeks away!

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These two people forget to call each other before showing up in the same sweater.

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Oh hey, it’s Alexa Chung!

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14. Olivia Palermo wore a baggy shirt.

What’s next for her?? TLC overalls? A boiler suit?

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15. Tiny food was served.

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Unclear how much of it was actually consumed.

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16. Cara Delevingne made more derpy faces.

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17. Fashion Week attendees tried to stuff as many ’90s trends into a single outfit as possible.

Statement piercings! Looks like somebody was inspired by the Grimes Dazed and Confused cover.

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Gwen Stefani buns, choker.

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Gwen Stefani buns, sequined yin yang jacket, Hello Kitty, AND a peace sign necklace. She wins.

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18. Okay, the double buns were seriously a “thing.”

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19. Some guy successfully stuffed every animal trend into a single outfit.

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20. Most people just kept it at one animal trend.

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21. People did turmeric facials to prepare for the camera.

Get the look! “For you to get the same skin as me, what you need to do is get a halfplate drop 1sp of Tumeric, 1Sp of Rain Forest Natural Honey also 2sp of water, mix it all up and apply it on your face with a spatular, leave it on for 20-30 Min and see for yourself how your skins feels and looks good.”

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22. Vivienne Westwood wore pantyhose over her shorts.

Because if anyone can pull this off, it’s her.

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23. British people have a sweet tooth.

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Seriously, every British person I’ve ever met is addicted to candy.

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24. A runway show spawns the best DIY hair idea ever.

Glittery ponytail from Marcus Lupfer.

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25. White and red is an avant color combo.

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26. New trend: photographers wearing camo.

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27. A conceptual eyeliner DO.

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28. A conceptual eyeliner DON’T.

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29. Sequined eyeballs.

Quirky veils — could this catch on?

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30. Alas, the secret to faking a Skrillex haircut!

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31. Anna Wintour looking detached.

Also: fabulous.

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She wore sunglasses the whole time, even in the front row, as she tends to do.

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