They are so much more effortless than capes or ponchos. Just throw one on!
2. The American Flag Motif
It’s an ironic mark of counterculture, not nationalism.
6. The Stoner Surfer Look
He’s way too high to care if his outfit clashes.
7. Bare Feet and Bellbottoms
She can probably afford shoes, she just chooses not to wear them.
8. Ethnic-Inspired Accessories
Exotic woven handbags make an otherwise boring outfit pop.
9. The Full-Body Dashiki
Is this the official uniform of Jim Jones or the Manson cult? I get them mixed up.
Instead of running away to join the circus, this man just decided to come to Woodstock.
12. The Cocktail Toe Ring
If you’re going to spend all weekend barefoot, may as well add some foot embellishment.
And any other kind of band you can put any other part of your body.
19. Round Tinted Sunglasses
This unflattering eyewear shape makes everyone look like Mr. Magoo.
21. Wispy Dresses
Not the most practical choice for the mudbath that is about to ensue.
22. Low-Slung Jeans
Everyone was too free-spirited to care about plumber’s crack.
24. Neck Scarves
Gotta keep your neck warm! Even if your nipples are a little cold.