i masturbate all the time (not)

“When the event officially started at 3:00, Sato had already been busy for nearly five hours.”
so…many..questions…

i don't understand the pride factor of being able to jerk it the most. i guess it's because i'm not a man.

Yeah, someone definitely needs to get the regulations to this event posted before this can get any more interesting. Not me though.

Dumb question here and I'm not sure I want an answer…but how do you “win” a masturbation contest? Is it about holding out the longest? Or achieving the most orgasms?

Another year I'll have to go through as the Uncrowned Champion. Travesty.

I refuse to click on the link to a slideshow about masturbation contests, so someone is going to have to fill me in and let me know like, the set up for all this. How is it organized? Are they in different rooms? Or is it some type of super fancy sophisticated circle jerk? Also, is there an audience? And are programs handed out? If someone could let me know, that would be swell.

Where's the “just threw up in my mouth a little” reaction button?

So, you're saying that the Tenga is an utterly horrific masturbation aid?