20 Seemingly Innocuous Phrases Censored By Chinese Internet

There’s some good band name potential in here.

1. Three-Color Cats

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2. Skirt At The End Of The Spring

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3. Grass Your Mother

Oh, I guess grass means “fuck” in this case.

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4. Foot Cross

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5. Hair Bandit

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6. Open Magazine

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7. Small Cave

Oh wait, this means “vagina”

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8. Big Milk

Oh wait, this means “breasts”

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9. Phoenix

I wonder if the band Phoenix has had trouble gaining a Chinese audience because of this.

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10. Mimi

This also means “breasts”

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11. Creampie

This actually means “internal ejaculation,” whatever that is.

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12. Love Potion

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13. Bloomberg

Okay, I guess he looks kind of evil there.

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14. You You Book

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15. Cowardly Mouth Live

Do they mean Cowboy Mouth? Because they are pretty offensive…

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16. Sensitive People

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17. Hairless

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18. Candle Wax

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19. Food Allergies

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20. Anal Abuse

This phrase is offensive, but it makes a good band title so I thought I’d include it.

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