How were these photos taken? How could someone be that close to you without making out or something

Goldie Hawn's hairy wart!!! LOL!

Really? “Ew”? Are we that exploited by photopshop from reality that we think pore, wrinkles, and real skin are 'ew'? This post is sickening.

So this makes me really want to make out with Kirstie Alley. Zooey has freaky sexy eyes.

It's the makeup that makes them look worse than better.

These all scare the shit out of me. But let's all just take a second to admire the long hair growing out of the thing above Goldie Hawn's lip.  Nothing against Goldie Hawn. I'm just sayin'.

Celebrities have pores? OMG! Now I don't feel so bad about my genetically inherited pores.

1) Mean. Yeah, you've got to admit it.
2) People, ALL people , can be gross-as-hell-looking in such harsh lighting under a magnifying-glass (not to mention mid-smile, or smirk or whatever). You are ALL just as gross as these photog-victims. (Not me of course, but I'm extremely, unusually perfect.) IFK (I'm F'in Kidding)
3) Zooey is awesome and beautiful. - Still, she may be due for a little bit of .. yeah, hair removal. My ex-wife had more facial hair than that (camping trips, etc..), and she was/is a beautiful woman. MAIN THING TO REMEMBER: this amount of growth on a woman pretty much GUARANTEES a totally wild time in the sack (testosterone is responsible for sex-drive as well as facial hair). That's a fact.

Didn't anyone notice how awesome Zoey and Katy's eyes are ?  Really? Haters wanna hate!!

soooo muchhhh makeuppppppppp DDDD:

I can't believe a make-up artist or a good friend hasn't point out Zooey's stach? I can't even get a pedicure without being held down while an adorably tiny Asian lady rips hair out of my face without asking? Can anyone explain raccoon eyes? I don't get it.

Jesus, Katy has the make up of a stolen truck

Jada looks great, good skin and sparse make up. The others, meh, who cares, they're human.

Well someone has gone bat-sh** insane with the sharpen filter in Photoshop.

Well, this proves it. Celebrities really are just like us. US Weekly was right all along. I'll never question their journalistic integrity again.

Zooeys moustache CANNOT BE UNSEEN

holy shit these women are sporting some large ass pores!

Whoa is that really Jennifer Aniston? Because for a second there I thought I was looking at the photo of Sean Penn when he was, idk… 30 years old?

Wow, I didn't realize till just now a) just how much makeup these women have to wear and b) that Zooey Deschanel wears fake lashes on bottom.