• 1.

    Buy your ICP “Blaze” t-shirt at Hot Topic!

  • 2.

    A flame-covered “ball buffer.” I'm not sure what that is, but the fabric looks a tad scratchy for buffing balls.

  • 3.

    A blaze-throwing power glove…for throwing incendiary epithets at gay couples who walk around holding hands.

  • 4.

    This shirt just screams “burn the gays!”

  • 5.

    This blazin' shirt doesn't have a message…it just happens to be really cool.

  • 6.

    Godliness is cleanliness!

  • 7.

    Saw a lot of chunky calves at the last Glenn Beck rally…thankfully these conceal them beautifully. Couldn't you just see them on Sarah Palin?

  • 8.

    Kitchen Aid mixer…for the housewives.

  • 9.

    Flame decals for your pick-up truck!

  • 10.

    Glitter, flames, and the American Flag. Everything's cool in America.