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Which Dictator Would You Party With?

He’s one of the biggest thugs in Europe. You’ll find Hilary Swank, Seal, and Jean Claude van Damme at your parties. So no worries.. you’re in good company. Watch out though, these slimy human rights orgs will get you fired from your rep agency if they find out.

Ramzan Kadyrov 

Watch out, he might boil you and eat you alive, but otherwise you’re safe. Never ever speak about workers rights or he might just gun you down. I hear Turkish Mafia are close to him. Bring some Kanye West CD’s at any weddings there. He reportedly received $3 million for a one night performance.

Nursultan Nazarbayev 

He’s the last true King of Westeros---ehh Swaziland. Hey you might even get to attend his wedding where he chooses one wife from a stadium full of half naked girls...if you’re into that. Just mention Erykah Badu is your friend and you’ll be golden my friend.

King Mswati III 

Nice. One of the richest dictators in the world. He has a private resort where there’s no poverty and everyone is going to be real nice to you. You might even attend a human rights and democracy summit hosted by a US Charity with Clinton on its board. Don’t dare step out of there though…. abject poverty and repression awaits those who disobey. You’ll hear Julio Iglesias, who performed for the dictator in 2012, blasting through the loudspeakers all day. Beware!

Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo

Well make sure you bring one of the harlem globetrotters cause this guy ain't much into singing. But hey, he’s the last communist dictator from the world’s closest society. Not many get the privilege. Dennis Rodman made his dream a reality to be Kim Jong Un’s favorite basketball player. Consider yourself lucky!

Kim Jong Un 

Brunei just went back to the dark ages after they introduced a new penal code this May. They’ll stone, amputate, and whip you to death for being gay, committing adultery, and minor offences including robbery. But hey, they throw great parties. Michael Jackson’s Royal concert in Brunei in 1996 was dedicated to the Sultan to celebrate his 50th birthday. In fact, Michael continued his relationship with the family and partied with Brunei’s Prince Azim and Aaron Paul outside London in 2007. Diana Ross, Scarlett Johansson, and Mariah Carey have also partied with the family. Popular choice!

Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah

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Which Dictator Would You Party With?

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