If you don’t have time for this, store-bought vegan ice cream is probably the best vegan food there is in that you really can’t tell it’s not the real thing. After you add a bunch of sugar to vanilla soy milk or vanilla almond milk, you really can’t tell if it’s dairy or not, you just taste vanilla, sugar and milk. I’m not a vegan at all, but you honestly can’t tell.

This is a deliberately misinforming piece by Buzzfeed’s Hunter Schwarz. Romney told women not to go to post-graduate school before starting a family, but instead to have a “quiver full” of kids, referring to the quiverfull movement behind mega-families like the one featured on 19 Kids and Counting. The idea is to spread your religion through mass population, turning women into baby factories in a culture war.

I know the people who created it pronounced it “jif.” But it’s still stupid.

Not the first non-human (the video mentions parrots that bop to the music), but the first non-vocal animal.

It’s kind of not fair that we don’t even care about football but we beat other countries at it. We have the biggest economy and the biggest military. Let them have football.

These Indiana Craigslist ads sound kinda incesty.

So Republicans think rape whistles are as imaginary and outrageous as sperm-rejecting rape vaginas? Rape whistles are a thing.

The professor involved has explained that this story is false. He’s not cloning a Neanderthal, seeking a surrogate, or doing anything else the story claims.

This was a stunt, not part of the motorcade.

Ha! This isn’t even true!