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This Epic Parody #Sherlock RP Convo Is Still Going….

Ever wondered what Holmes and Watson get up to when they’re not behind the camera? Turns out it’s a little bit ‘odd couple’, and there’s a definite shift in power

@ItsJohnJW What do people usually eat with pasta.. tomato..something. SH

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Tomato sauce. Yeah that sounds good. With meatballls maybe? I'm in the mood to cook tonight. JW

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Then cook. SH

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Why are you always such a grumpy pants? Makes coming home not that pleasant I'll have you know. JW

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Make me tea when you return. I've called for Mrs Hudson but I think she's out. SH

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Have you moved at all today? JW

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Once. To stretch. SH

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes It's a miracle, really. JW

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW I like thinking. Moving disturbs that. SH

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes God, we gotta get you out of the flat. We'll go for a walk after dinner? Who knows, maybe we'll see a good murder.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Yes. Let's do that. SH

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Really? I was expecting more of a fight to interact with the outside world. JW

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Murder, John! SH

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Calm down! I never said we'd /actually/ get a murder. Knowing my luck, we probably won't. JW

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Well you'd better find one now. SH

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Sure, just let me get my gone. I'll murder someone for you. JW

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Well that's taken all the fun out of it. SH

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Pft. I can come up with a good murder. Ye of little faith. JW

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW You'd be useless. Come home and make me tea. SH

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Should I take that as a compliment? Yes, yes. I'm coming home now. Don't fet your panties in a bunch. JW

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Hurry up. SH

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Miss me much, did you? JW

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW No. SH

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Then I can take my bloody time. JW

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Whatever. SH

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes On my way home. JW

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW The door's unlocked. SH

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Got my own key. I'm the saint who lives with you, remember? JW

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Saint? Hardly. SH

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes I have to live with you, don't I? JW

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Yes. SH

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes *The door downstairs opens and John makes his way up* Hello.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Evening You took your time. Sidetracked by a relatively attractive woman?

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes No, I went and did the shopping. Told you I wanted to cook. Also bought ice cream, which I'm assuming you want none of.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Ice cream? *Peers over*

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Mhm. But I'm guessing you don't want any, right?

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Possibly. Probably not.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes *Frowns, having been sure he'd want some* Alright. I'll put it in the freezer next to the head then.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW No. Leave it out. On the table.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Which one? I got a coffee one and a cookie dough one.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Cookie dough.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes *Leaves it on the table with a spoon on top* Don't eat it all. I'm making pasta with meatballs and stuff.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW *Waves a hand, dipping the spoon in immediately*

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes *Rolls his eyes and disappears in the kitchen*

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW *Stretches out on the sofa, crossing his legs at the ankles and tucking into the ice cream*

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes *Puts the pasta to boil then pops his head into the living room* Still alive back there?

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Mmphh. *Mumbles around the spoon*

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Slow down, will you? You're going to get sick and then I'll actually be in hell.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW I will not be ill from eating ice cream, John.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes People can get sick from eating too much ice cream and I'd rather avoid having a bored detective with a sore throat.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW My body is in peak physical condition, I'll have you.. *Clears throat, putting the spoon down*

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes I hardly doubt that. You treat your body like transport, remember? You don't take (cont) http://t.co/BRk09xveA0

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW *Holds his stomach for a moment then scowls* I'm not a child. I am capable of looking after myself.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Sherlock, I've lived with you for over two years now. You're a man child.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW That's not even a real thing.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Google it. It is. It okay, though. Some people like thilat I supoose...

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Do you?

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Would I be here if I weren't?

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Yes, I suppose that's true.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Don't worry, Sherlock. I wouldn't change you for the world. As cheesy as that may sound, it's true. Don't roll your eyes.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW *Stops mid-eye roll*

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Okay, that /had/ to be painful. *Chuckles*

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Mm. I won't be attempting it again.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes *Snorts* Do you actually expect me to believe that? You roll your eyes at the world at least 5 times a day.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW I'll continue to roll my eyes, just not stopping half way through.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Hm. *He's quiet for a while, then he turns and ask* Do you have any phobias?

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Phobias are irrational.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes That doesn't answer the question, though.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Is the pasta done yet?

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes I...um...I may have overcooked it. It's all your fault really.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Don't blame me for your incompetence.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes It's true.You're too bloody distracting! Just for once,it'd be nice if you could just stop..taking all the space in the room.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW *Snorts a laugh*

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Yes, laugh, you great git. You're the one who's going to be eating overcooked pasta. Meatballs are delicious though.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW I'll just eat ice cream then.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes No. You'll get sick. Honestly, I don't even know what possessed me to buy it.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW I'll be fine. Gimme.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes You know, contrary to popular belief, I'm not an idiot.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Up for debate... *Grins*

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Now, I know you don't mean that. You don't want all your ice cream to disappear down the drain, do you? *Smirks*

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@Genius_Holmes Now, I know you don't mean that. You don't want all your ice cream to disappear down the drain, do you? *Smirks*

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW *Purses lips*

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Thought so. *He chuckles and hands him a bowl with pasta and meatballs. Eat this and then you can have more ice cream.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW *Inspects it thoroughly first*

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes I'm not you Sherlock. I'm not going to poison you. Paranoid much?

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW You once slipped a sleeping tablet in my salad. I remember that quite clearly.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes You haven't slept in almost a week, Sherlock. You needed it. Now shush and eat it before it gets cold.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW *Huffs, then sits up straighter, nibbling it* Mm..acceptable.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes As long as your highness thinks so. *He smiles and starts to eat as well*

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW *Speeds up, chewing loudly* It's not bad, actually.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes When was the last time you ate? Do you even remember?

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Tuesday.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes *He sighs an continues to eat, glancing worriedly at Sherlock* You can't keep treating your body like that.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW I sustain it with the occasional biscuit.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes I need to start leaving you little snacks everywhere, don't I? What will you do when I'll be gone, I don't know.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Why would you be gone? *Scrapes his fork around the bowl, getting the last remnants of pasta*

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Well I /am/ older than you.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Oh, you mean.. Well, my death is likely to come first due to my previous habits.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes ...That's not funny.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW I didn't intend it to be amusing.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Well you're not dying first. Not if I have to say anything about it.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW *Quick laugh* Well, I'm flattered.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes ...Oh, shut up.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW *Smirks, setting the bowl down*

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Don't make me wipe that smirk off your face.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW I'd like to see you try. *Big smile*

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Well I could always attempt to kiss you. That's a sure way to dampen your mood. *He replies, jokingly*

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW *Raises eyebrows, purses lips*

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes See? Worked like magic.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW *Shifts in his chair, glances towards the kitchen* Ice cream is in order, I believe.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes What am I, your maid?

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW No.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Slave more like it.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Well.. that's a little melodramatic.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Is it? I do your laundry, I clean, I cook, I make sure you eat and wash at least twice a week. I entertain you most days...

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW That's all you?

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes *He huffs* Who else?

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Well, I hadn't really considered..

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes *He sighs* Would you even notice if -let's say- I left for a month? You probably wouldn't, would you?

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW I probably would when I ran out of clean clothes.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Oh so two months after? You've got more clothes than a fashion designer.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW I have /not/.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes *Points to himself* I do your laundry. I know what you've got in that closet.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW I like shirts.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes And shoes. Lots and lots of shoes.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW *Cheeks colour slightly* Yes, well..

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes And not to mention the scarves. I always thought you had just the blue one but then I open your drawers and voila...

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW For different occasions, obviously.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes *He chuckles* Yes obviously. Like what? What different occasions?

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Funerals, crime scenes, birthdays..

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Bollocks! I've never once seen you wear a different one.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW It's a marginally different shade of blue.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes What about the red one? You've got a red scarf there among all the other shades of blue. What's with that?

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW It was a gift.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Oh? And...you kept it? *He frowns* May I ask from whom?

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW My Mother.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes *His eyes widen* Oh that's...that's nice. You've spoken to her lately?

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Not in a while, no.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Why? I'm sure she'll love to hear from you. Maybe we could have her over one day?

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW No, that would not be a good idea.

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

@Genius_Holmes Why? Mycroft said she's a lovely woman. Of course, knowing him, it was probavly sarcasm.

— ItsJohnJW (@John W.)

@ItsJohnJW Of course it's sarcasm!

— Genius_Holmes (@Sherlock Holmes)

And the conversation continues. Follow @Genius_Holmes and @ItsJohnJW for more…

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