1. When she was scared to try something new.
Confession: I have never had a pastrami on rye. I'm intimidated by the questions that will follow. Are there condiments? What's normal? AH
But what if they laugh at me?!
2. And then totally regretted asking for help.
This conversation is giving me anxiety never mind
3. When she was thwarted by bad avocados.
When my avocados go bad I feel like I'll never be a good mother and get noticeably distraught
Not yet ripe or bad... there is no in-between.
4. When she poked fun at internet trolls.
"Chrissy, why don't you tweet as much as you used to?"
Don't test her.
5. That time LA traffic was just out of control.
Open up the streets, LA. If you're still out there you didn't run the marathon you walked it
Homegurl has places to be.
6. When she was stressed about being Insta-clever.
7. When she NEEDED that sugar rush.
why on earth do now & laters need the added layer of clear trifecta packaging please god tell me
But really. Why?!
8. That time she couldn't believe what she had just seen.
I will somehow get shit for this because internet but honestly fuck you if you're on Ashley Madison you piece of shit.
Tell me that isn't real.
9. When she could not talk about "The Dress" for one more second.
Fuck the dress it's heinous
10. And alerted us to the downfall of society as we know it.
Just a heads up that headphones are apparently no longer the international sign for "I do not want to talk"
11. When she openly admitted her mistakes.
12. And wasn't afraid to make fun of herself.
honestly upset i have not been invited to the westminster dog show especially with the amount of people who call me a dog daily on twitter
"Don't let the haters stop you from doin' ya thang!"
13. Or to toot her own horn.
I cannot help but think how funny I would be if I knew photoshop
14. When she had that pun game on lock.
If soul cycle doesn't sell soul psycho shirts what do they sell
15. When she wasn't afraid to indulge.
16. Or reveal the secrets of her beauty routine.
17. When she lost her day binge-watching television.
why the fuck is bravo airing this marathon i say, as i enter hour 5 of this marathon
"It was so nice out today!" "Oh... was it?"
18. And fearlessly made fun of herself.
Don't ever change, girl!
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