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    10 reasons why Findster will make your life better

    Why should you keep living a boring life, when you can get Findster?

    1. You get to locate your loved ones.

    2. It´s meant for kids and pets but nobody said you couldn't use it on your significant other. Stalker.

    3. You get to pretend you're so modern and have awesome technology when in reality you still have a Nokia 3310.

    4. We're already talking to Miley Cyrus and she agreed to lick Findster in her next videoclip.

    5. Kim Jong-un just demanded all adults in North Korea to buy Findster. Well, it's better than that freaky haircut.

    6. Studies show that people who buy Findster have 30% less chances to get athlete's foot.

    7. We pledge not to use child workers in the production line. Unless we have chinese investors, of course.

    8. Well, if we did at least we could always find them because we have Findster. No worries.

    9. Our team is very humble. All we need is a Porsche Panamera each and a loft in Dubai.

    10. We're drunk and need money for more.

    And if you don’t…