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    Bob The Troll Entry #1

    This is the blog of bob the web troll and his quest to control the chatbox. It is also bob's way of trying to get people to understand him and his knowledge of elves.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: hi my name is bob

    Stranger: age

    Stranger: ?

    You: 1000000

    You: have you heard of the magic drink

    Stranger: im 10000001

    Stranger: :p

    Stranger: no i dont

    Stranger: whats is it

    Stranger: ?

    You: the elves brought it to me

    Stranger: but where you from ?

    You: I from the land over the rainbow

    You: near where the elves live

    You: do you believe in elves

    Stranger: You just dont want to say it to me right ?!

    You: because I do

    Stranger: so im a princess

    You: no if bob reveals the location of the elves

    You: the elves will be angry and the elves will punish bob

    Stranger: ok

    Stranger: im a princess and youre a elve

    You: No bob is not an elf

    You: he is a real human

    Stranger: i know

    You: don't you dare make fun of the elves or they will punish you

    You: hello u still there

    You: cus if you not bob will be sad

    You: and if bob sad bob get angry

    You: bob getting angry

    You: bob got chainsaw now

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.