The beer theft isn’t what brought the copters out; it was the running from the police in cars that brought the copters out.

I can’t believe how badly you screwed up this post. He didn’t go to a hospital. He went back into the bar with his 22-year-old playmate.

Definitely… the original quote is practically a less eloquent reinterpretation of Sagan’s Pale Blue Dot.

They might as well go all the way and call themselves the “Capitals” while they’re at it.

I love how we’re handling everything with his death so far. No matter how much we hate him (and yes, we hate him), we’re going to act professionally and respectfully. Why? Because we’re better than bin Laden and his fuckwit barbarian friends. Seriously, respectfully burying him is the perfect “fuck you.”

Why? Who cares? If Bin Laden was still alive, all he needs to do is take a picture of himself holding up today’s newspaper, and the USA’s credibility is forever a complete joke. Obama would be run out of office.

I agree. But, here’s the proof: If Bin Laden was still alive, he could completely destroy the USA’s credibility just by releasing a picture of him holding up a copy of today’s newspaper. The fact that he hasn’t done that tells me that he’s super dead.

Here’s the proof: If Bin Laden was still alive, he could completely destroy the USA’s credibility just by releasing a picture of him holding up a copy of today’s newspaper. The fact that he hasn’t done that tells me that he’s super dead.

How about you drink a nice tall glass of “shut the fuck up” and calm down?  You want Obama to take the blame for everything that goes wrong under his administration? Then give him the credit for what goes well.

That’s just a slippery slope. No matter what image they release, someone will insist that it’s fake. Look at how well documented the moon landing was. To thousands of people, that was a lie too.