1. No mortal being could rock a golden onesie.
And get away with it.
3. Nick Minaj’s arm tattoo says “Floyd Mayweather is a God”.
Not really, but probably.
5. Well, to be fair, anyone could look like a god next to that hat.
And everything else.
7. Mere mortals next to Mayweather.
There is celebrity status… And then there is god status. Ask Yeezus.
8. Because I’m pretty sure those one of those cars costs more than any of us reading this article.
10. Where else would you expect someone on god level to watch their morning cartoons?
Did you guess anything besides a jacuzzi? WRONG.
11. Horseback riding on the beach at sunset? YUP.
13. … Sometimes they are just stuck being alone… With themselves… On the cover of a bunch of magazines.
Ha! Bet you’re not even close to that level.
14. Only someone with #GodStatus could pull this outfit off.
18. What kind of cake does a god ask for on his birthday? Take a look.
Too good-looking to eat.
19. Lil Wayne doesn’t even try when he’s in the presence of Floyd.
22. Private helicopter? Check.
To come visit all you mortals.
23. Who do you sleep with? Four bottles of Cristal? Didn’t think so.
Nectar of the gods.