1. This time that his shoulder was a kitten taxi.
2. And this other time his glorious crown was transformed into a kitten's throne.
3. And then when he had so many cats the neighbors were afraid to come over.
4. Because if they touched any of his cats, he made this face.
5. Someone had to pry this cat out of his hands with a crowbar.
6. Just when everyone thought he was recovering, his therapist showed us this.
7. David, what are you scheming?
8. DAVID, NO, GENETIC MUTATION IS BAD.
9. This cat is concerned for you.
10. This is for your own good, David.
11. Please stop before we die from cute.
12. *Explodes*
