1. This time when he was so noble he was practically a Disney prince.
2. And then when he got bored of that and was KICK ASS at being bad.
3. When he… was at least honest about his feelings?
5. When he wanted to have a frank discussion of human sexuality.
6. When he used the power of teamwork!
7. When he was the epitome of DGAF.
8. When he asked the questions that needed asking.
9. And even some that didn’t.
10. When he said fuck you to hygiene and also almost his tongue.
11. When he showed us how to be resourceful while maintaining a healthy diet.
12. When he was appropriately freaked out by murder threats.
13. When he was more sensible than everyone else.
14. When he did his job.
15. And went above and beyond his job, too!
16. When he let his inner Bridget Jones out.
17. When you could FEEL his shifty eyes all the way from space.
18. When he taught us the truth about how the economy works.
19. When he put his boss pants on.
21. When he was… actually surprisingly wise. Huh.
22. And of course, when he was the fiercest momma’s boy ever.
- U.S. President Barack Obama and leaders from 20 nations called for doubling clean energy research funding over the next five years at the Paris climate summit 🌍 ›
- Planned Parenthood officials said they believed Friday's shooting at a Colorado Springs clinic was motivated by opposition to abortion. ›
- And Kobe Bryant wrote a poem announcing that he's retiring from professional basketball at the end of this season 🏀🎭 ›