1. Hi. This is Natasha Romanoff, alias “Black Widow”.
2. Natasha would like to know why she doesn’t have her own movie yet.
4. And who doesn’t love Cap or Iron Man?
5. But we all know who the REAL hero of The Avengers is.
8. Because Black Widow doesn’t mess around.
9. And she doesn’t take shit from anyone.
10. Probably because even though she doesn’t have any “powers”…
11. …She can still kick just as much ass as the boys*.
*Probably more, let’s be real.