1. Hi. This is Chris Hemsworth.
3. Tom Hiddleston may be Prince Charming, but Chris Hemsworth is an actual GOD.
4. Here he is in a suit.
9. He has a wingspan of six feet.*
*Or something. Does it matter?
10. This is in fact a fully-grown human in his arms. His arms are just THAT big.
Also omg what a cute daddy.
14. ….Even without CGI. BRB, lost in the ocean of his gaze.
/tangled in eyelashes, one sec.