1. Hi. This is Chris Hemsworth.
3. Tom Hiddleston may be Prince Charming, but Chris Hemsworth is an actual GOD.
4. Here he is in a suit.
5. Here he is rescuing the fedora from perdition and raising it up for all of mankind.
6. Just before elevating this formerly-dirty mustache to divinity.
9. He has a wingspan of six feet.*
*Or something. Does it matter?
10. This is in fact a fully-grown human in his arms. His arms are just THAT big.
Also omg what a cute daddy.
12. And here he is blinding Tom Hiddleston with his Divine Derp Face™.
13. No human has eyes this color.
14. ….Even without CGI. BRB, lost in the ocean of his gaze.
/tangled in eyelashes, one sec.
19. Unlike most mere mortals, he is immune to bad weather.
21. And, okay, so if not a Norse god, he is at LEAST an angel.
As evidenced by his ability to rock this heavenly all-white ensemble, obviously.