3. A Star Trek version of The Bourne Identity? YES PLZ.
5. This version of Twilight because it’s still better than Twilight.
7. A moment away from all the Red Wedding pain for this cracked-out crossover.
“I am Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, of the blood of Old Valyeria. I am the dragon’s daughter, and I gotta catch ‘em all.”
8. This version of Pacific Rim + Fringe because HELLO drift compatibility here is off the freakin’ charts.
12. Or, if not that, then at LEAST one of these Companions…
16. This double-whammy featuring Tom Fantastichumanbeing Hiddleston.
18. S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Rose “Bad Wolf” Tyler…
19. …and definitely S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Bey.
May our Lord and Father Whedon hear our prays.