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patrickspazikw

Life's got me sad, But if I had a midget I'd be glad, I'd watch him jump around on my Nintendo Power Pad. He'd have long legs, a short neck and little torso, and the name that I'd give my pet midget would be "Little Gordo", Little Gordo had a problem, Little Gordo wet the bed, So I made him wear diapers on his ass, and his head, Always running around, Little Gordo'd act a fool, So I'd slap him in the face and say "BITCH BE COOL!"

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