What does £235,000 get you in the north London property market? A house measuring 7 feet across.
This Olympic weightlifting barbell.
This pool table.
This inflatable zebra.
Don't get your hopes up if you think you can afford this, however: £235,000 is the guide price for when it's sold at auction on 1 October.
So, with the London housing bubble being what it is, you can expect it to go for a few quid more than that.
Best of luck, everyone.