This is Robin Van Persie, the Manchester United and Netherlands striker.
This is Indian IT expert Ravi Visvesvaraya Prasad, from New Dehli, who happens to have the username @RVP.
As you might expect he gets confused for Van Persie quite a lot by fans who give him all sorts of online abuse.
@rvp Fuck off you lazy shit, can't score a goal to save your life
@rvp you're a wanker van Persie
How'd ya miss that @rvp you wanker
Why has @rvp suddenly started celebrating goals like a dick? #mufc
@rvp U TWAT LEAVIN ARSENAL 4 ALL DAT MONEY!! UR AN ABSALOUT DICK
No one wants to be called an "ABSALOUT DICK". But thankfully, Mr Prasad a) has a marvelous sense of humour b) knows enough about football to take the piss out of his haters and c) is wonderful.
Conclusive proof that @rvp is Ravi Visvesvaraya Prasad & NOT Robin Van Persie who is @Persie_Official
I wasted half my life studying engineering when I should have been working on my dribbling & shooting & impressing Fergie & Wenger.
He engages in some mild trolling of Manchester United fans.
@daithi3345 @toontomm i was a very good football player long before @persie_official was even born. Matt busby should have signed me up.
He taunts the injury-prone Van Persie with his healthy legs.
My legs are far sturdier & stronger than the brittle injury-prone feeble legs of Robin Van Persie @Persie_Official
He helps psyche out United's opposition.
Me intimidating the Aston Villa team before the finals. They got so scared that they allowed me to score a hat trick.
@RVP's good-humoured responses has become a bit of a cult hero.
Breaking : Manchester United complete signing of @rvp ! Holy mother of God.
And there's no chance of him giving up his username - instead he's threatening to buy the REAL Van Persie's account.
@terminalfix NO. i will not give up @rvp since all my corporate clients follow me at @rvp. instead i will buy up @persie_official handle.
He's not alone in being the figure of misguided internet football hate. Spare a thought for @Moysey, who is not hapless Manchester United boss David Moyes but marketing manager Sarah Moyes from Polmont, Scotland.
I am no relation to the football manager David Moyes. Can people please stop mentioning me in tweets, I'm pretty sure he has his own account
Or New York-based theatre director @AVB, AKA Ashley Van Buren, who is not former Chelsea and Tottenham manager André Villas-Boas.
You're better off without me, Mein Herr. #Cabaret RT @StRobbie @avb You're a shit manager
Something magical happened in the history of People Everyone Mistakes As Famous Football People last night when ALL THREE OFFERED SUPPORT TO EACH OTHER.
@RVP has already suggested that @AVB produces a musical that tells the story of the mistaken identity club. That is something BuzzFeed would pay to see.
@avb it would be absolutely marvellous if you could compose & choreograph a musical about us mistaken identity club. Broadway here we come.