1. The person who doesn’t know how anything works but carries on anyway.
6. The attractive and fit person who always parks themselves RIGHT next to you.
13. The person who enjoys going slightly too fast on the treadmill because it’s exciting but OMG HOW DO YOU TURN IT OFF??
14. People who grunt like animals every time they lift weights.
“OOOOHHHARG … WOOOOOOORRRRMFFFF …”
15. People who tweet about being at the gym.
16. The person who cannot, even during intensive exercise, be parted from their digital devices.
17. People who admire themselves in the mirror.
There may be a slight gap between how you look and how you think you look.