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When some swans in Coventry committed a hate crime.
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When a modest person in Croydon had a moustache.
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When police in Cumbria brought in their best people to solve this case.
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When a Welsh community council thought about getting email.
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When this pleasing headline happened in Chester.
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When a washing line was abused in Lindley, West Yorkshire.
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When this happened in Bristol.
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When a prisoner had a suspicious trouser bulge in Llanelli.
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When someone lost patience with a sausage roll machine in Scarborough.
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When this Surrey banana-grower was delighted.
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When a very unnappealing bar got a late licence in Hull.
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When this confusing scene happened in Lincolnshire.
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When this epic standoff happened in Norfolk.
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When some swingers complained about all the "banging".
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When this Father Ted-inspired story happened in Knaresborough.
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When Bolton's least impressive superhero had his day in court.
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When firefighters freed a man's penis.
