1. Anyone wearing this badge in Magaluf, or anywhere else.
3. Or this t-shirt.
4. Anyone who goes to another country and spends €4 on Heinz beans.
6. The person who had a tactical chunder at Auschwitz.
7. People who use “tactical chunder” as a general holiday strategy.
8. This shy gang in Faliraki.
11. This pair of legends.
12. This “wanker”.
13. Actually, anyone over the age of 12 who wears a full football kit.
15. Anyone and everyone who forgets that southern Europe is actually quite sunny.
And gets burned.