1. Anyone wearing this badge in Magaluf, or anywhere else.
3. Or this t-shirt.
4. Anyone who goes to another country and spends €4 on Heinz beans.
6. The person who had a tactical chunder at Auschwitz.
7. People who use “tactical chunder” as a general holiday strategy.
8. This shy gang in Faliraki.
11. This pair of legends.
12. This “wanker”.
13. Actually, anyone over the age of 12 who wears a full football kit.
15. Anyone and everyone who forgets that southern Europe is actually quite sunny.
And gets burned.
16. These lads, who disagree with reading on holiday.
17. This Monty Python fan who got a tattoo in Faliraki.
20. Whoever is responsible for this epic photobomb.
22. And this hooligan.