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27 Breaking News Stories That Did Not Shake The Planet To Its Core

Never change, unintentionally hilarious TV captions.

1. When the Titanic sank 102 years ago.

2. When rain made things wet in Alabama.

3. When someone was killed … to death.

4. When Barack Obama wasn’t Muslim.

5. When Fox News asked this important question.

6. When this flashlight turned up without so much as a warning.

7. At least it wasn’t as bad as that time with the suspicious bag.

8. When this bush was icy.

9. When this dramatic street renaming happened.

10. When nothing was found.

11. When Justin Bieber did something. And there was some other thing about some possible nuclear war.

12. When William and Kate did some basic parenting.

Pretty sure it's not BREAKING news #royalbaby #katemiddleton

— FelicityMorse (@Felicity Morse)

13. When this shocking revelation happened.

14. When something dramatic was happening but the caption writer was in the bathroom.

15. When Facebook bought a “massaging app”.

16. WE HAVE AN UPDATE ON THE MCRIB SITUATION.

17. When Barack Obama went for a walk.

18. When this bear, a woodland creature, was in a tree, a common woodland thing.

19. This sociological breakthrough.

20. When this statement was made about airplanes.

21. When someone looked at a history book.

22. When this sandwich SCANDAL touched down.

23. When it RAINED in BROAD DAYLIGHT in LA.

24. When relief filtered across the globe when this shoe was found.

25. When someone – presumably not Woody Harrelson – got mad about twinkies.

26. The great nudists vs tortoises war of 2013.

27. When the Skycoptor got more than it bargained for.

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