Buzz·Posted on 13 Jun 201415 One-Line Jokes That Will Make You Laugh"This man walks into a bar ..."by Patrick SmithBuzzFeed News Reporter, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Bob Monkhouse: "I can still enjoy sex at 74..." Tap to reveal Click to reveal 2. Bob Monkhouse: "I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my father..." Tap to reveal Click to reveal 3. Les Dawson: "The people next door are awful. At three o’clock this morning they were banging on the walls and screaming..." Tap to reveal Click to reveal 4. Les Dawson: "I went to the doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. " Tap to reveal Click to reveal 5. Tommy Cooper: "Once I painted a girl in the nude." Tap to reveal Click to reveal 6. Tommy Cooper: "I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said, 'How flexible are you?'" Tap to reveal Click to reveal 7. Frank Carson: "I rang up British Telecom, I said, 'I want to report a nuisance caller'..." Tap to reveal Click to reveal 8. Peter Kay: "I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned up to arrange a date..." Tap to reveal Click to reveal 9. Peter Kay: "My dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire' ..." Tap to reveal Click to reveal 10. Tim Vine: "I saw this advert in a window that said: 'TV for sale, £1, volume stuck on full' ..." Tap to reveal Click to reveal 11. Tim Vine: "I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday..." Tap to reveal Click to reveal 12. Victoria Wood: "My boyfriend had a sex manual but he was dyslexic..." Tap to reveal Click to reveal 13. Paul Merton: "On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was..." Tap to reveal Click to reveal 14. Jimmy Carr: "I have no problems buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man ... " Tap to reveal Click to reveal 15. Jimmy Carr: "David Cameron says he'll put a cap on immigrants coming into the UK. That's wrong..." Tap to reveal Click to reveal