15 One-Line Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

This man walks into a bar …

1. Bob Monkhouse: “I can still enjoy sex at 74…”

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2. Bob Monkhouse: “I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my father…”

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3. Les Dawson: “The people next door are awful. At three o’clock this morning they were banging on the walls and screaming…”

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4. Les Dawson: “I went to the doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. “

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5. Tommy Cooper: “Once I painted a girl in the nude.”

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6. Tommy Cooper: “I said to the gym instructor: ‘Can you teach me to do the splits?’ He said, ‘How flexible are you?’”

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7. Frank Carson: “I rang up British Telecom, I said, ‘I want to report a nuisance caller’…”

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8. Peter Kay: “I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned up to arrange a date…”

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9. Peter Kay: “My dad used to say ‘always fight fire with fire’ …”

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10. Tim Vine: “I saw this advert in a window that said: ‘TV for sale, £1, volume stuck on full’ …”

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11. Tim Vine: “I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday…”

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12. Victoria Wood: “My boyfriend had a sex manual but he was dyslexic…”

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13. Paul Merton: “On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was…”

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14. Jimmy Carr: “I have no problems buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man … “

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15. Jimmy Carr: “David Cameron says he’ll put a cap on immigrants coming into the UK. That’s wrong…”

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