Still Not As Gay As Twilight

A 1980's JC Penney's sweater model and the chick that was working next door on an exercise video team up to make a music video that features them awkwardly dancing in front of a video projection of them awkwardly dancing. Plus there's a smoke machine. The only lyrics you can make out are "Vampire" and "Desire" which at least indicates it has the same deep romantic undercurrent as the films. The perfect song for that "Edward and Bella" fan video you've been cutting in iMovie or a night of 'Lost Boys' Style vampire hunting.