We’re moving into 2000s nostalgia already? All right…

Bazooper!

Also I was pissed that Punk lost too, but this dude is a walking stereotype.

“To be fair, there’s a lot of wrestling fans that feel exactly the way Michael does. The Rock, as a full-time actor and part-time wrestler (or is that redundant?), was probably only given the championship as a PR move so more people watch Raw and buy WrestleMania” Nailed it. “But still, you shouldn’t go around throwing replica belts willy nilly.” Also this.

When you get buried by the WWE, it leaves you with a lot of time on your hands.

Seriously, Tard is endearingly grumpy. Lil’ Bub is just freaky looking.

Obligatory Gob Bluth reference

Buzzfeed Rewind, because Buzzfeed None Of Us Were Born Before 1982 was too long

Buzzfeed Rewind, because Buzzfeed None Of Us Were Born Before 1982 was too long

“This is actually an interesting story” - angsty 16 year old, circa 1999

Ugh, I’m a designer and I get stupid request like these all the time

My 15 year old self would be sharing this with everyone I knew. My 27 year old self just feels a little nostalgic, followed by “man I was into some crap music as a teen”

CNN: somebody appears via hologram: chug your drink

As my coworker said, this is put off by the fact that they look like somebody somewhere is masturbating furiously to these.

r/Patrick is private. WHAT COULD THEY BE DOING IN THERE?!??!!

Just looks like a big pile of regret