We’re moving into 2000s nostalgia already? All right…

Bazooper!

Also I was pissed that Punk lost too, but this dude is a walking stereotype.

“To be fair, there’s a lot of wrestling fans that feel exactly the way Michael does. The Rock, as a full-time actor and part-time wrestler (or is that redundant?), was probably only given the championship as a PR move so more people watch Raw and buy WrestleMania” Nailed it. “But still, you shouldn’t go around throwing replica belts willy nilly.” Also this.

When you get buried by the WWE, it leaves you with a lot of time on your hands.

Seriously, Tard is endearingly grumpy. Lil’ Bub is just freaky looking.

Obligatory Gob Bluth reference

Buzzfeed Rewind, because Buzzfeed None Of Us Were Born Before 1982 was too long