1.
Nigel, the first assassin to breach the Ministry of Silly Walks.
2.
Jebediah, the aggressive Mormon missionary.
3.
Rodrigo, who was more interested in tequila than Templars.
4.
Deganawidah, who ruined the first Thanksgiving for everyone.
5.
Henri, who from the very beginning was a lover and not a fighter.
6.
Reginald, who spent all of the Seven Years' War petting stray animals.
7.
Giuseppe, who was terrible at killing but great at starting a fight.
8.
Harold, who was great at killing, but not great with guilt.
9.
Terrence, who got too scared to move anytime he saw a whale.
