10 Hippos Who Are Completely Over It

4 legs, 3000 pounds, and 0 F**ks.

1. Brian has had enough of your crap.

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2. Fran is not getting up just because you waltzed into the room.

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3. Dinah wants her kid to just eat it already.

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4. Zach is sick of you telling your crazy Cancun stories.

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5. Peter thinks Greg the bird has overstayed his welcome.

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@Smith83K - Hippo / Birdie = Happy Birthday

Fri Jul 11 15:27:11 UTC+0000 2014

6. Terrence has had it up to here with your "baby fat" jokes.

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chubby baby hippo

Mon Feb 17 16:21:12 UTC+0000 2014

7. Paula thinks Frank the crocodile is boring as hell.

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8. Wanda does NOT want to talk to Dennis the crane right now.

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9. Abraham can only think "God, this asshole."

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The Barnum Bailey Circus Hippopotamus, attached to his Hippo Chariot, 1924

Wed Jul 02 11:00:46 UTC+0000 2014

10. Finally, Hippo-crates, who does not care who hears him fart.

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